The Pajamagram Asshole

If Tim Geithner didn't exist, this guy would be the biggest douchebag on TV.

http://www.pajamagram.com/commercial-2008.html

I saw this commercial on CNN periodically leading up to Valentine's Day. Thank heavens Valentine's Day is over because I can't stand this guy. The first time it came on I thought "Fucking right! Chicks getting nekkid!" and then Pajamagram Asshole had to come along and ruin any chances of getting a hard on.

It's like a family friendly version of watching porn and right when you're getting into it they cut to hairy man ass for 10 seconds. It just ruins your day.

If douchebaggery was art, this guy would be Monet somewhere towards the end of the commercial. There's a point where he's sitting on the couch with his arm around the girl and they each have a glass of wine in their hands. In slow motion he turns to the camera with a smile on his face and proceeds to nauseate everyone with his pompous eyebrow raise as his smile gets even wider.

It's like he's saying to me through body language, "Hell yeah, I'm gettin' laid tonight, bro! High five!" You just want to leave the bastard hanging and punch him instead. He's like the guy that thinks he's your friend, but really you'd be happier just to drive him to Montana and leave him there.

Again, I'm so grateful that Valentine's is over because Pajamagram Asshole raises my blood pressure every time I see him and it's not good for me.