Jesus fucking tap-dancing Christ. A while back I wrote a bit about Steven Tyler and Aerosmith which I'm not even going to link to becaus...

I'm going to dive right into the meat of things: Fuck you, Haiku! You're not real poetry! I had to learn this Haiku crap in school a...

We are so fucked. I don't know how many of you visit Yahoo!'s homepage on a regular basis, but at this point I'm ready to recomm...

Well, it's been a little while since I've rolled through these parts so I'm going on a tirade tonight. And the subject? Basicall...

My parents were good parents, but clearly they fucked up when it came to teaching me about the delicate subject of licorice. I'm in my m...

Yesterday I made the huge mistake of turning on the TV. I don't watch television very often, the main reason being that I usually find m...

If they announced today that the wars in the middle east are officially over as of midnight, I probably wouldn't be as excited and relie...

OMG, look at you! The hot weather's here and it's time to bring your A-game! You're going to tell the world you're SO all ab...

A couple of nights ago I had a very interesting evening. I was meeting somebody at a bar before work and I showed up a little under an hour ...

I don't know that this is a rant so much as just a commentary on these people, but I have to admit, they get me! The creative homeless p...

If you've read my past rants about anti-government and personal freedoms, you may expect me to get on here and call the police a bunch o...

What is up with this guy? Everytime I'm reading an article that tells me what he's been up to, a few key words float through my mind...

So the G20 summit has officially reached Toronto's downtown core and with it comes comes a tribe of highly employable, jabbering dickwee...

Since the G20 Summit's rollin' through my neck of the woods, Toronto, I've decided to post some shit about that for the next cou...

I got home about 15 minutes ago after a 15 hour shift. I was sitting quietly in bed with my laptop in front of me playing a Nintendo Family ...